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Jan
08
If Elvis Had a Bidet He Would Still Be Alive
I had to use a suppository as an 11-year old, and now it all makes sense.
8 min read
Nov
17
Less Help
I finally learned something new, and it was painful.
9 min read
Nov
05
Things - 20231105
I do not want to pigeonhole myself into a rigid "recommendations" schedule... This series I am dubbing "
5 min read
Nov
02
How I Know I'm Not Rich
Pondering the abstract idea of "wealth," and how I will know when I obtain it.
12 min read
Oct
12
Content Cremation
The liberation of loss.
7 min read
Sep
27
Just Grab the Turd
Wait... am I the bare-assed-at-the-urinal, sink-chicken washer?
6 min read
Sep
08
Just Be Normal
It's not me. It's everyone else.
7 min read
Aug
15
You Can't Spell mfer Without me fr
I watched Mad Men for the first time. Moreover, I watched the entire first season in 24 hours. These are
8 min read
Aug
15
Migrated to Ghost
After not writing anything on Substack for two years, I decided I would do what I always do and go
1 min read
Aug
16
A Polite Decimation
You know, on second thought... I don't support a $15+ minimum wage.
4 min read